LaUgH!!
this is what i got from a magazine which i love to spend ma time with it when the world seems to turn 'darker' for me!!
A sandwich and a hamburger walk into a bar.
"Sorry," says the barman, "But we don't serve food.."
hahahaha!!what a funny!!
so I continued readin' the magazine....
until i found;
Hannah decides to consult a diet doctor.
"What the most you've ever weighed?" he asks her.
"Seventy-two kilograms"
"And the least...?
"2.8 kilograms"
hahahahahahaha!!
so pity....
I think the doctor gonna have a cup of coffee and take a long vacation!!
hehe~
want more??
surely...
i have one more funny tuff to share....
The new bride wanted everything to be perfect for the dinner she was hosting for her in-laws. So, she called the roast hotline and said, "I bought a three-kilograms leg of lamb. How long does it need to cook?"
"Just a minute," said the hotline operator, paging through her reference book.
"Thank!" said the bride as she hung up.
hahahaha!
better cool next time.....
:)
